Sleeps 'til the End of the World

Ok, so we are aware that not everybody wants to celebrate the commercialised farce we call Christmas. In fact, there are a select few [million] that don’t even think we are going to make it to 25th December. So for all those of you that like to set fire to things and hang around in cemeteries, here’s some doomsday preparation advice from Clusta. It’s the end of the world as we know it.